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One evening an avid bird watcher stood in his
backyard and heard an owl hoot. So he thought
he’d give a hoot back. To his surprise and delight
the bird hooted again. The next night the same
scenario occurred.

All Summer, the man and his feathered friend hooted
back and forth. He even kept a log of

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Eamonn Holmes: What’s the name of the playwright commonly known by the
initials G.B.S.?

Contestant: William Shakespeare.

Chris Searle Show, BBC Radio Bristol

Searle: In which European country is Mount Etna?

Caller: Japan.

Searle: I did say which Eur

The Weakest Link

Anne Robinson: In traffic, what “J” is where two roads meet?
Contestant: Jool carriageway.

Anne Robinson: Which Italian city is overlooked by Vesuvius?
Contestant: Bombay.

Robinson: What insect is commonly found hovering above lakes?
Contestant: Crocodiles.
Robinson: Wh.

* Your feet stick to grape jelly on the kitchen floor–and
you don’t care.

* You can’t find your cordless phone, so you ask a friend to
call you, and you run around the house madly, following the
sound until you locate the phone downstairs in the laundry
basket.

* Popsicle’s become a food s

The other day I was in the local auto parts store. A lady
comes in and asks for a seven ten cap. We all looked at each
other and said, “What’s a seven ten cap?”

She said “You know, it’s right on the engine. Mine got lost
somehow and I need a new one.”

“What kind of a car is it on?” they

The other day I was in the local auto parts store. A lady
comes in and asks for a seven ten cap. We all looked at each
other and said, “What’s a seven ten cap?”

She said “You know, it’s right on the engine. Mine got lost
somehow and I need a new one.”

“What kind of a car is it on?” they

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking
frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running
from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away
from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood,
breaking his arm in

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil
spill in Alaska was $ 80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most
expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid
cheers and applause from onlookers.

A minute later, in full view, a killer whale

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil
spill in Alaska was $ 80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most
expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid
cheers and applause from onlookers.

A minute later, in full view, a killer whale

Three mischievous boys skipped school one day and instead went to the
zoo one day for an outing.

They decided to visit the elephant cage first, but soon enough, they
were picked up by a zoo security officer for causing a commotion.

The officer hauled them off to the Security Office for